The latest from Keith "Palahniuk" Olbermann

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16583889/

I'm not sure what is more presumptious, writing a political column as if it is your direct line to the president, or doing it while auditioning your new poetic orator persona. Guessing how many rhetorical questions he asks in this article is like guessing how many jelly beans are in a big glass jar. 53? 118? You try to figure it out mathematically but the numbers inevitably get all screwed up.