Sorry to upstage my girl Christina Jewett on this story, but this article in the Contra Costa Times over the "Hold your wee for a wii" contest has the ultimate fuck you line I've ever read. So, a woman dies for a punny radio gimmick. And the last line of the article:

In the studio, Ybarra said Strange showed fellow contestants photographs of her two sons and daughter, for whom she was hoping to win the Nintendo Wii. The game console retails for about $250.

HA HA HA HA 250 DOLLARS YOU STUPID BITCH YOU WOULDA BEEN ALIVE IF ONLY YOU HAD SPENT THAT MONEY

I mean seriously that's twisted. That's too twisted to be intentional.