Hey there Chiefs, this is Chris Mullin, General Manager of the Warriors. Dougy J informed me that sports blogs don't succeed without outrageous caricatures and he offered me a princely sum of FOUR 7-11 hot dogs to write this weekly column about the state of the Warriors and the NBA in general. And I says, don't you skimp out on the chili and cheese, hey now chief, just because they're free doesn't mean I don't like a whole lot of it.

Sometimes I like the nachos instead of the hot dogs. I bet I can get those nachos too.

Anywho, Dougy J asked me talk a little bit about the major blockbuster trade I made today, with big tubby D. Walsh. It's like those crappy white Powerades that tastes like needles getting shoved into your throat. Somehow 7-11 tries to charge the same as a full Gatorade. Didn't Powerade go out of business like two years ago anyway?