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2007 Chicago Bears Quarterbacks

J.T. O'Sullivan, Cal Davis 01'. Da Bears. August 2007. I am very excited about the potential for drunk athlete photos on this team and sincerely hope J.T. beats out Griese for the spot behind Grossman and Ortner. There is no doubt this trio of QB's would charm and depants even the most classy Hooters waitresses.

Kevin Garnett to the Lakers

August 2007. Odom, Brown/Bynum, Farmar/Walton for KG. If this doesn't happen it will be a shame. How could you root against that team? I don't think it would be possible. You would try to hate on the Lakers and you'd be all gagging and sick like post-prison Alex upon encountering his former droogs.

A Rod

September 2007. 60-64 homers. Maris' family decrees Rodriguez legitimate single season HR champ. Bonds watches the ESPN live cut ins of his at bats on his 2-3 days off a week. Drinks malt liquor.

Raefal Nadal

French Open 2007. Remains steadfast in his role as the guy who can beat Federer on clay but seriously, what does the guy have against athletic shorts? They are so comfortable. Maybe there's something I am missing in this equation.

Radiohead

One day, Hail to the Theif will blow your mind again.

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