King Ralph For President

First of all, he has the experience. The man dealt with the media pressure, dealt with the spotlight, and sure he was out of his element in England, but now he's on his home turf. And he's already got the ladies department taken care of, so he can really focus on issues like expensive sandwiches and why can't the Marlins keep their good players? Also he wouldn't bog down the state of the union with shout outs. The man knows that a good entrance comes with a short timespan. And once he's president, shit is fixed...he's not going to be waiting for that stripper to become president so he can buddy up with the secret service guys some more. She can't even be president, she was born in England.

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