Around Houston

I was at the Rockets/Lakers game last week and the crew at Toyota Center introduced Vince Young to the crowd between quarters and pressured him to sign a football, which was thrown into the crowd. Like Mark Cuban will tell you, people in crowds love free shit. Point is, Vince Young looked bored most of the game unless the cheerleaders were performing. However, his posse were fucking amped. Like any good posse should be. They talked on the cell all the time presumably to figure out what was goin in the HOU that night. Here's what just may have happened:

Michelle Williams, of Desinty's Child calls VY and speaks to Mike, of VY's posse.

Mike: Yo this is Crazy Mike.

Michelle Williams: Hey Mike, its me, at least the second most attractive member of Destiny's Child, Michelle Williams. Can I talk to Vincent?

Mike (looks at Vince who is covers his hand with his face and shakes his head): Hey, Vince can't talk during the game, we'll holla at you after, you want to party?

Michelle Williams: Yeah, y'all hangin with Kobe later?

Mike: For sure. Bring some girls. We'll pick you up in the limo.

After the game, in the stretch hummer with VY and posse, Bonzi Wells, Rafer Alston and Chuck Hayes

Bonzi: Let's go to the world famous Harlem Knights.

Crazy Mike: No, we going to get a destiny's child.

Bonzi: Classy. Very Classy.

VY: Hey guys we need to get to Sonic Drive-In before it closes, what ever we do, we do it fast.

Chuck Hayes: Think the Destiny's Child is gonna be mad we're not with Kobe. And that we're going to Sonic.

Rafer: Uh, we did just beat his ass by twenty, girls like winners, and Rafter Alston's a winner.

Limo picks up Michelle Williams + two ho's, they enter. The Ho squads anxious face's become dissapointed when they see Bonzi and Alston.

Ho wispers to Ho, of Alston: He looks like a retarded baby elephant.

Bonzi, to Michelle Williams: Hey Kelly! How's your solo career?

Michelle Williams, ignoring Bonzi: Heeeeeyyy Vince, what are we doing tonight?

VY, while on his cell: We need to go to Sonic.

Michelle: Oh. Ok.

Bonzi, to the ho's: Any of you girls like Pitbulls?

At Sonic, finally

VY, unwrapping double cheeseburger: Yes. This is what I am talking about.

Chuck Hayes answers his cell: Hello

Steve Novak: Yo Chuck, what it do?

Chuck Hayes, with arm around ho: Hey Steve, I'm kind of busy right now.

Steve Novak: Oh yeah. We should pick up some chicks man.

Chuck Hayes: Sorry, gotta hang up.

Crazy Mike: Novak has got to learn.

Steve Novak, to himself: I'm sure glad Bonzi gave me that Rachel Weisz tape of the sex scenes in all her movies today.